More Boffins!Dwobbits

la la la, procrastinating an art assignment with fanart lalala

Lass just can’t leave home without her trademark hand-basket and her boar spear

Being handy with a spear is good, but it’s best not to ask for too much trouble 

(Unfortunately she’s got enough Took in her to keep looking for it) 

Fluff

Okay that’s it <3 Night for now lovelies!

Aw yeah kendo AU rambling

Hey more of that AU I am running far away with 

Yeah Thorin you adjust that doh himo aw yeah 

He also has a hopeless student that joined the dojo out of pure curiosity and out of no real knowledge of kendo

But that’s okay

He’ll get there someday

Oh God I found my old art from middle school

Am cry

Running away with this Erebor-dwarves-in-bogu au idea

Oh man Lady Dis as a naginata san-dan whatttttt

And with Thorin with close-cropped hair cause yeah 

See

See

I love the cracky magical girl AU

But now I REALLY want to try hard to do a more realistic AU asdpadsoasd

ugh man ugh 

Getting me with the budo feels

Maybe even getting me to write fanfic what 

Factions Workup for DOKI DOKI MAGICAL THIEF STING

tzigany:

Factions List:

• Millenium Apocalypse Dragon Smaug: He’s… uh, well, a space dragon. He spends most of his time hibernating on a comet, but every thousand years that comet passes through Arda’s orbit - and Smaug wakes to feed. Obviously nobody’s around anymore who remembers the last time the Millenium Apocalypse Dragon landed, so we don’t know a lot about him. The way you hear it told, he’s just a mindless beast, but there may be more to it…
• Khazad Rangers: In time out of mind, the ancient dwarven Kingdom of Erebor developed technology to heights even the modern world cannot surpass. But, it was destroyed the last time the Millenium Apocalypse Dragon Smaug passed through Arda’s orbit. The dwarves could have fought the beast off - if their jealous allies, the elves of Greenwood, hadn’t abandoned them on the field of combat. But they did. The Prince of Erebor and the Knights Under the Mountain fought bravely, but were annihilated, and the dwarven kingdom faded from all memory - until, almost a thousand years later, the Prince and Knights Under the Mountain were reborn as average high school students. Well, mostly average. The reborn Prince, Thorin Thrainson, happens to be the heir of a powerful but ruined zaibatsu that is heavily involved with the local yakuza. By day, Thorin Thrainson and his friends and cousins dominate the kendo team of Midgard Municipal High School, and have a bitter rivalry with the kyuudo team. By night they are the Khazad Rangers, masked and armored vigilantes and upholders of justice. They support industry and the common worker.
• Sindar Scouts: These are the very same jealous elves of Greenwood, reborn as the prim and saucy kyuudo team at Midgard Municipal High School. Beautiful, debonair, and high-class, they have their own groupies, stalker paparazzi, and fanclub - and the fanclub is very zealous about seeing that their rules concerning the way the kyuudo team is treating are followed. By everyone in school, in the fanclub or not. Obviously this doesn’t go over well with the kendo team, and (re)sparks a bitter rivalry between the two factions. Their antagonism has a secret identity, too - the Sindar Scouts, another group of honorable vigilantes, but with very different political affiliations than the Khazad Rangers. The Sindar Scouts favor ecology and the arts, and are unapologetically classist about it. If you can’t afford grace or elegance, get out!
• Took Adventurers: A family tradition of masked mischief and merriment, passed down through the ages. They need no purpose other than the fun of stirring things up, but often get involved in the great Events of their time anyway. While they always fight for good (and good humor), they’re professional wildcards and love breaking rules. They’re unfailingly polite about it, though - dashing bandits who always leave a calling card.

What is this beautiful crack?

You want dwarves on a kendo team?

This kendoka is going to give you fucking dwarves on a kendo team 

You’re welcome, expect more and shit

ps i drew two versions mostly because as much as i love crack like this I can’t imagine a bearded long-hair-floating-in-the-wind guy making it as captain of a kendo team; long hair is hard to manage underneath that tengui sometimes yo